×

Malandragem: You Want a Physicist to Speak at Your Funeral

thereisafish:

You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that all your energy, every vibration, every Btu of heat, every wave of every particle that was her beloved child remains with her in this world. You want the physicist to tell your weeping father that amid energies of the cosmos, you gave as good as you got.

And at one point you’d hope that the physicist would step down from the pulpit and walk to your brokenhearted spouse there in the pew and tell him that all the photons that ever bounced off your face, all the particles whose paths were interrupted by your smile, by the touch of your hair, hundreds of trillions of particles, have raced off like children, their ways forever changed by you. And as your widow rocks in the arms of a loving family, may the physicist let her know that all the photons that bounced from you were gathered in the particle detectors that are her eyes, that those photons created within her constellations of electromagnetically charged neurons whose energy will go on forever.

And the physicist will remind the congregation of how much of all our energy is given off as heat. There may be a few fanning themselves with their programs as he says it. And he will tell them that the warmth that flowed through you in life is still here, still part of all that we are, even as we who mourn continue the heat of our own lives.

And you’ll want the physicist to explain to those who loved you that they need not have faith; indeed, they should not have faith. Let them know that they can measure, that scientists have measured precisely the conservation of energy and found it accurate, verifiable and consistent across space and time. You can hope your family will examine the evidence and satisfy themselves that the science is sound and that they’ll be comforted to know your energy’s still around. According to the law of the conservation of energy, not a bit of you is gone; you’re just less orderly. Amen.

  • Aaron Freeman

(Source: NPR, via heyyohhhh)

Posted: Mon January 30th, 2012 at 1:00am
Originally posted by thereisafish.
Notes: 5947
  1. damascened reblogged this from havsdraken
  2. harshdictatorofthetrees reblogged this from oneironautical
  3. havsdraken reblogged this from milklegs
  4. zillah975 reblogged this from tygermama and added:
    I love this. I wish fewer people thought things like this were incompatible with things like spirituality or belief in...
  5. tygermama reblogged this from lunapics
  6. pixelatedromance reblogged this from catcoffee
  7. sherlockanne reblogged this from lauranndee
  8. catcoffee reblogged this from vellicating
  9. coffeespoons reblogged this from cuethefire
  10. littlepinksnail reblogged this from astrotastic
  11. roartbk45 reblogged this from resmc
  12. tsfixe reblogged this from loveyourchaos and added:
    You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the...
  13. sarahvulgaris reblogged this from anorable
  14. greydesign reblogged this from peskipixipesternomi
  15. hungrytreee reblogged this from drjohnwatsons
  16. the-id reblogged this from cuethefire
  17. consexualsense reblogged this from squ33ble
  18. alanataylor reblogged this from 33113
  19. fiddleabout reblogged this from thereisafish and added:
    …that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that all your energy,...
  20. kanpachi reblogged this from thereisafish
  21. tosenioryear reblogged this from travlr152
  22. travlr152 reblogged this from bloodandthunderp
  23. caststone reblogged this from utspiro
  24. agonza00 reblogged this from milesunderwater
  25. sokkasexual reblogged this from milesunderwater
  26. milesunderwater reblogged this from thereisafish
  27. hilarybilary reblogged this from roomforthenight and added:
    You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the...
  28. shopah0lics reblogged this from cuethefire
  29. ashleymeese reblogged this from loveamongthetiles
  30. cardboardseats reblogged this from loveyourchaos
  31. shnnnanagans reblogged this from aggravatedhooliganism