things I have learned from The Mighty Boosh:

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+ It’s impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.
+ Dolphins are evil.
+ There are over seventeen mirrors in the Mirror World.
+ You can go anywhere you like in Cheese Dreams.
+ Never tremble when handling a newt. You’ll change its sex.
+ The only way to calm a llama down is to get off with it.
+ Howard Moon will bum you silly for loose change.
+ Yetis have a terrible fear of maltloaf.
+ If you’re ever up against a killeroo, grab its flamin’ balls!
+ Polar bears are entirely white on a white background. (Except for their eyes. & nose. & nipples. &… shut up.)
+ We all dream. But do we really dream? Yeah, we do. But do we really?
+ Nicky Clarke straighteners are the hottest you can get.

<3 The Mighty Boosh